How about some "hot Texas" sayings...
It’s so HOT in Texas, the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so HOT in Texas, the farmers are feeding the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
It’s so HOT in Texas, a dog was chasing a cat and they both were walking.
It’s so HOT in Texas, the farmers are feeding the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
It’s so HOT in Texas, a dog was chasing a cat and they both were walking.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS WHEN…
You can say 110 degrees without fainting
You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off
You can make sun tea instantly
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window
You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off
You can make sun tea instantly
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window
Or it is so hot in Texas the deer corn is popping
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